I'll end up posting a lot of things. Random funny things, Star Trek (TNG), and a lot of different fandom. My blog has no theme so if you chose to hit that 'follow' button, expect almost anything.

  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

(Quelle: itsbetterthananal)

ponyo-and-sosuke:

rock-flag-and-jerkface:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

they both look a little nervous about what the other one might write

then just the biggest smiles when they are reassured yet again how much they just love each other

I’m actually jealous rn

(Quelle: hiddlesy)

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

the-brit-hit:

Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”

Primary test results:image

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

doing the lord’s work

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

doing the lord’s work

(Quelle: ignitionremix)

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

God damn Tucson. I’m in a room with the Cooler on high and 3 fans pointed at me. Why the fuck is it still so hot. Calm the fuck down Arizona

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

(Quelle: patrickmasturbateman)


Alicia Silverstone and Stacey Dash in Clueless, 1995.


Good, you put who it was. I was about to ask ‘who dat? Who dat?’

Alicia Silverstone and Stacey Dash in Clueless, 1995.

Good, you put who it was. I was about to ask ‘who dat? Who dat?’

(Quelle: bellecs)