I'll end up posting a lot of things. Random funny things, Star Trek (TNG), and a lot of different fandom. My blog has no theme so if you chose to hit that 'follow' button, expect almost anything.

Dear roommates,

It’s 11:36pm. I got 3 hours of sleep last night. I to be awake in like 7 hours. If you could kindly shut the fuck up, that would be great.

Thanks ❤️

(Quelle: animatedtext)

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

(Quelle: camo--zamboni)

merakimaker:

shorm:

writeworld:

mightymur:

The final, brilliant word on passive voice.
“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive
“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active


(Found from FYCD.)

This is so perfect.

That’s how I remember!

merakimaker:

shorm:

writeworld:

mightymur:

The final, brilliant word on passive voice.

“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive

“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active

image

(Found from FYCD.)

This is so perfect.

That’s how I remember!

Sitting alone on my bed- sleep deprived and sad- eating nothing but a grilled fillet of fish because I need to eat more healthy.

I want to punch the fifth grade me (the one that was so excited for this) in the face…

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

randomfandomteacher:

chasertiff:

catlover839:

archgayngel:

captain-irrayditation:

irrhythmic:

captchaloginbreadcrumbs:

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

this is not ok

telling time just got 300% more confusing

aesthetically interesting, cognitively nightmarish

Teacher: What’s the time?

Me: *Mental breakdown*

You guys the lines in the middle are the hands calm down

seriously, stop freaking out if you can tell time on a regular clock you’ll be fine

(Quelle: ddnjapan)

(Quelle: guccimaneuver)

zethie:

rougeoctobre:

i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

also, destroy the idea that we should only pursue dreams if they are likely to give you status in this capitalist piece-of-shit society.

(Quelle: poppunk-babe)

psyducker:

this is literally my favorite trend ever please never let this die