I'll end up posting a lot of things. Random funny things, Star Trek (TNG), and a lot of different fandom. My blog has no theme so if you chose to hit that 'follow' button, expect almost anything.
- baby: d... d... d...
- father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
- baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
- baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise
there’s a list???
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
in conclusion god is an asshole
okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so
god gambles with your souls pass it on
This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”
Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”
Primary test results:
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
God damn Tucson. I’m in a room with the Cooler on high and 3 fans pointed at me. Why the fuck is it still so hot. Calm the fuck down Arizona